Today I discovered a small blue planet called Earth. Upon descending on Earth, I met a somewhat intelligent life-form by the name of Nathan. Nathan is a homosapien, colloquially known as a human. Surprisingly, this two-legged life-form had the intelligence to speak and shares my desire to explore the world.
While explaining the destruction of my home planet Curia, I discovered a large Curio sphere floating above some monument. After exploring the region known as San Francisco with Nathan, I discovered that Earth has an abundance of other Curio spheres and life forms who share our kind’s curiosity.
I decided that I would adopt Nathan as my underling and command him to escort me to other population dense locations around San Francisco. This small planet full of rubbish may be the hope we have been looking for. I hope for the best.
~ Coop signing off